Albino Bowler Action Figure
The doors swing wide open and he stands in the doorway - a pale figure with stark white hair and a bowling bag. It's Dick, the Albino Bowler, and he's come to bowl. If you're lucky enough to be at one of the small town bowling alleys he chooses to visit, you're in for a treat. Soon everyone in the alley will be gathered around his lane to witness his extraordinary display of bowling virtuosity and his thick white sideburns. Each 5" tall action figure is made of hard plastic and comes with his traditional white ball. Push the button on his back and he’ll send the ball down the lane! Comes in our illustrated blistercard with the legend of Dick detailed on the back.
Barista Action Figure
Meet Nico. She's the barista who pulls your morning espresso. No other barista in town makes a latte like Nico. Her beans are always freshly ground, she never tamps the filter basket too tight and her foam is perfect: thick and decadent, like a pillow of edible clouds. Each 5-1/4" tall hard plastic Barista Action Figure has moveable arms and legs and comes with two interchangeable heads and two different sized cups (tall and grande) that she can hold in her hand.
Bouncing Boob Girl action figure
Wow, if I had a Bouncing Boobs Doll action figure when I was a tyke my Evil Knievel would have taken a hike on his bike. By the way I don't wear Nike. I'm sorry about the blah, blah I was distracted by my Bouncing Boobs Doll, for her fun bags really bounce up and down!! She stands approx. 6" tall and her cup size is about thumb size. Really in actuality her cans I imagine would be a full c-cup.
Casanova Action Figure
Casanova was just you're regular Don Juan, sitting around dreaming about a way to try and get into a lady's pantaloons. Giovanni Giacomo Casanova was a soldier, an author, a spy, a gambler and a librarian. But all of those things pale in comparison to his reputation as a lover. Casanova's memoirs contain detailed accounts of his intimate relations with over 100 women! Celebrate the suaveness and olde century debauchery with your very own Casanova Action Figure. The Casanova Action Figure is 5-1/4" (13.3 cm) tall, and made of hard vinyl and contains a removable masquerade mask which he can put to great use in his tireless pursuit of adventure. A Personal Casanova for only $8.95!!
Jesus Action Figure
Everyone has a different take on Jesus. Muslims and Jews saw him as a prophet; Buddhists say he was enlightened; Hindus consider him an avatar (the incarnation of a deity in human form) while Christians hail him as the Son of God. But, wherever your theological compass points, you will agree that this is the coolest action figure since G.I. Joe. Each hard plastic Jesus Action Figure stands 5" tall with poseable arms to reach toward the heavens and wheels in his base for smooth gliding action. Comes in an illustrated clamshell package with biblical quotes on the back.
Marie Antoinette Action Figure
Yes we do have it. It's finally here. The action figure you've been waiting for. An ejecting head Marie Antoinette Action Figure!! Here's a little history lesson for those not up to snuff with the French Revolution: Marie Antoinette's reign as the Queen of France was clouded in controversy. Her extravagant lifestyle led many to believe that she was not worthy of the throne and eventually she became widely despised as the epitome of incompetence and frivolity within the French royalty. During the French Revolution, Marie was stripped of her crown, imprisoned and beheaded by guillotine in front of a cheering crowd. Tough crowd they had back then. The Marie Antoinette Action Figure Specifications:- 5-1/2" (14 cm) tall - Made of hard vinyl figure - Features Ejector Head Action - Marie Antoinette also includes a removable plastic wig and dress, what else could you expect from a French Queen?Behead and disrobe the Marie Antoinette Action Figure for only $9.95!!
Sigmund Freud Action Figure
Celebrate the great achievements of the man responsible for modern psychotherapy with this Sigmund Freud Action Figure. Each 5" tall figure captures Freud in a pensive pose, holding a distinctly phallic cigar. Prop him on your desk or nightstand to inspire you to explore the depths of your unconscious. Comes in an illustrated clamshell package.