Animal Eyeglass Holder - Cat
The Animal Eyeglass Holders are imported from Indonesia, handcrafted from native wood and are hand painted.
Animal Eyeglass Holder - Frog
The Animal Eyeglass Holders are imported from Indonesia, handcrafted from native wood and are hand painted.
Animal Eyeglass Holder - Giraffe
The Animal Eyeglass Holders are imported from Indonesia, handcrafted from native wood and are hand painted.
Animal Eyeglass Holder - Whole Herd
The Animal Eyeglass Holders are imported from Indonesia, handcrafted from native wood and are hand painted.
Animal Eyeglass Holders - Moose
The Animal Eyeglass Holders are imported from Indonesia, handcrafted from native wood and are hand painted.
Ballsy Bear
The world's Nastiest Talking Teddy Bear!! Be warned: Ballsy Bear? is NOT FOR CHILDREN. He's Rude. Crude. And Totally Lewd!Ballsy Bear? is a collector's quality teddy bear designed by award-winning artist, Sam Blum. By pressing his belly he is quick to quip one of his twenty different phrases, including...I got your warm and fuzzy right here. F**K You!! God your a moron. Hey, slick give me a beer!!SIZE DOES MATTER - Ballsy stands a proud 15" erect, and is fully jointed. You can turn his arms, legs and head around, but be warned: this will piss him off.
Cahones The Big Balls Singing Chihuahua - Unique Unusual Dog Gag
This big boy has some confidence. Cahones The Singing Chihuahua Dog is a well-endowed Chihuahua and he's not the slight bit embarrassed about it. You can see by Cahones The Singing Chihuahua's big smile and his "Fetch These!" T-shirt. He's brimming with unmatchable canine confidence. Squeeze Cahones The Singing Dog's Ear, not his you know... and he'll turn his head and sing you his very self assured song of the hugeness of his loins. Sample Lyric: "I've got the biggest balls of all, do da do da." We could make about 25 more big balls-related jokes, but we're above that. (barely) Cahones The Singing Chihuahua Doll Plush stands 12 inches tall. CAHONES CAN COME HOME FOR ONLY $24.95!!
Cat Buddha
In the search for spiritual enlightenment? This 5 1/4" tall stone-colored, plastic, resin Cat Buddha head marks the highest levels of Buddhist enlightenment. Can be paired for bookends, has a felt covered bottom and weighs 1.6 lbs. Some people love cats, others worship them. Cats aren't lazy, they're just thinking. Respect the cat and pick up a Cat Buddha today.
Dancing Gopher
He stole the show in the classic movie Caddyshack. Now he'll steal all the attention by dancing to the song that made him famous..."I'm alright." You'll find yourself dancing and singing too! Just press the button between his feet...and get ready to boogie!!
Digger Farting Dog
Place the Digger Farting Dog on your rug, garden or lawn (when dry). Digger will startle unexpected friends or keep intruders away when his motion activation is triggered, resulting in barking, kicking his back leg and wagging his tail. Then the unexpected happens, his tail lifts up and out comes a big long fart!! As the fart dissipates the tail lowers back down!!! Height approx 12", Takes 4 AA size batteries.
Dog Buddha Statue
Are your priorities firmly in order? If not let the Dog Buddha enlighten you on his priorities (food, naps, and affection) which have kept him in spiritual harmony for hundreds of years. This Dog Buddha is 5 1/4" tall and weighs 1.6 lbs with a felt covered bottom.
Dog Stars on TV
Hold this little TV up to the light and see your favorite Dog Stars come back on the screen. Some are dressed in outlandish getups or caught in unusual situations others are just plain cute. The hard plastic TV is 2" by 2" and features eight Dog Stars.
Humping Hound
MOVE OVER ROVER! BONER THE HUMPING HOUND IS BRINGING SOME STIFF COMPETITION!!! Boner is excited to see you! Boner The Humping Hound will have you and your friends howling with laughter with his unique brand of affection! Just clip Boner's front paws to any object, squeeze his back paw and watch as this dirty dog barks and gyrates in the classic pooch pose! Battery operation lets you take Boner anywhere...IN THE OFFICE: Show off your BONER at the water cooler. AT YOUR NEXT PARTY: Bring your BONER to the dance floor. IN YOUR CAR: Share your BONER with the entire world! GIVE A BONER A HOME FOR ONLY $19.95
Toto 5 inch Ceramic Collectible
Toto - This delightful little black dog is ready to accompany Dorothy on one of her many legendary adventures. Licensed by Oz Central in celebration of the Centennial of the first publishing of the "The Wonderful Wizard of Oz" and the many Oz books which followed, our delightful Toto sits in a full sized ceramic basket surrounded by coral poppies. Stands 5" high, is hand crafted, hand painted and bears the symbol of the premier 2002 edition of Petigree Pets? miniatures.