Bacon & Eggs Bandages
Treat your minor cuts, scrapes and scratches with the incredible healing power of a designer band-aid, the Bacon and Eggs Bandages. You can choose to use the egg band-aid or the bacon strip band-aid for those nasty boo-boos. Perfect for cuts, scrapes and grease splatters. And if a delectable looking bandage isn't enough, how about a FREE TOY! 14 Bacon and Eggs Bandages come in a 3-3/4" tall metal tin and each contains a small plastic trinket. Vegetarian? Kosher? Not a problem! Just use the egg band-aids and give the Bacon to a friend. Yours for only ...!!
Bacon Strip Bandages
Bacon - The Ultimate Cure All! The Bacon Strip Bandages are scientifically proven to ease the pain by making you salivate with bacon hunger and forget that you actually have a cut. (Not really) 15 Bacon Strips Bandages ( 3" x 1" ) are included per 3 1/2" tall tin.Cure Your Boo Boos with some Bacon for only ...
Bacon Wallet
The Money Protecting Bacon! Put some hip into your hip pocket with one of these whimsical Bacon Wallets! Each 4-1/4" x 3-3/4" faux leather Bacon Wallet has plenty of room & pockets to carry your cold hard cash and variety of credit and club cards.
Bacon Watch
Now's It's Bacon Time All the Time! The irresistible allure of bacon has crossed over into the world of fashion! Each watch has a 1-1/8" round clock face and straps that look like delicious slices of bacon. The Bacon Watch doesn't smell like Bacon but you can make it smell like the crispy, greasy breakfast meat by dipping the bands in bacon splatter. Note: Please don't do it while the grease is hot or while you are wearing the watch, we can't be responsible for your attempt at supreme bacon love. *Vinyl strap, metal casing. Fits most adult wrists. Get the Watch that Sizzles for only ...