Bathtub Love Hi-Jinx Game
Bathtub Love....is an erotic foreplay game that allows lovers to explore the sensuality of sharing a nice warm tub. Each bubble is filled with four actions that vary from playful to naughty. Place the bubble into the tub, then pick up one of the bubbles. Randomly select a romantic action from the bubble and perform it on your lover. After performing the action, re-seal the bubble, and return the bubble to the tub. Your lover then takes the next turn and play continues until all entries are carried out or until foreplay has turned into something more. The game includes 10 bubbles, 40 waterproof game pieces, and 2 oz. of bubble bath.
Bitch Gift Set
Extra Abrasive!! New Formula now contains PMS Neutralizer Contains - a 3 ounce Body Detergent, a 3.5 ounce bar soap, a 4 ounce body wash and a travel sized, high quality lotion. Gift bag and exfoliating mesh sponge are included for free!
Bog Monster
The Whoopie Cushion is for whimps!! The Bog Toilet Monster is masterful and is the ultimate gag and bathroom prank!! Not to sound commercialized, however the shrieks from the unexpected is priceless!!!! WARNING: The Bog Toilet Monster should not be used on the elderly or those of a weak disposition!!! Easily attaches to the inside of your toilet!!! measures approx. 18" x 7 1/2"We dug and got a last batch of Bogs. Get yours now while they last! Only $19.95!!
Butt Face Towel
Did you ever ponder where on my towel did I wipe what? Now that you've thought about it, you're going to have to get a Butt Face Towel! Just look how happy these folks are to have their Butt Face Towel. Bold embroidered lettering designates what goes where after your refreshing shower. Once you go Butt Face you never go back!! The towel is 100% cotton, about 2 foot by 4 foot in size.
Cow Pottee
Holy Cow this receptacle and/or potter is a home run!! It can be used to spruce up the kitchen, patio, deck or yard. Slap some fruits, flowers, or whatever floats your boat in it and you have the conversation piece of the new millennium!! Comes complete with optional wire hanger and removable udder for easy cleaning. Will you and your Cow Pottee be featured on the front cover of Home & Garden?..... Only time will tell!
Crime Scene Towel
The Crime Scene Towel is latest piece of genius from the "Why didn't I think of that?" items on BaronBob.com. The Crime Scene Towel concept is so simple. Take a towel, and add the easily recognizable crime scene chalk outline like at the scene of a murder. Then lay in the sand or put on bathroom towel rack and voila. Who wants a plain old beach towel anymore with Palm Trees or your favorite sports team? Why wouldn't you drag the Crime Scene Towel off with you to the next day at the beach instead? If not just for the shock value and the laughs, your Crime Scene Towel could make you the center of attention. Just watch your back, there's always someone there trying to take your place, and your Crime Scene Towel. Make a New Line in the Sand for Only $14.95!!
Deep Sheep Large T Shirt
These great t-shirts are made with 100% pre-shrunk heavy weight cotton. Printed in a full color and stuffed into a real milk carton. The milk carton itself is completely splattered with hilarious meanderings silly sayings and made up words. They will bring a giggle to any day,and make a great gift for any occasion.
Deep Sheep X large T Shirt
These great t-shirts are made with 100% pre-shrunk heavy weight cotton. Printed in a full color and stuffed into a real milk carton. The milk carton itself is completely splattered with hilarious meanderings silly sayings and made up words. They will bring a giggle to any day,and make a great gift for any occasion.
Fishing Reel Toilet Paper Holder
Don't you wish sometimes when you're sitting on the john that you were sailing the seas, casting a line for a 10 foot swordfish, smelling the salty air of the sea, maybe taking down a couple of cold ones?? Well don't we all, but at least with this Fishing Reel Toilet Paper Holder you can feel a step or two closer while impressing visitors with something outside of the ordinary boring toilet paper dispenser.
Funky Musical Toilet
Potty humor has never been this much fun or funky. Just lift the lid and watch your friendly piece of “matter” dance up and down in the toilet to a rock n’ roll beat. Then put the lid down and listen to it flush. Demo button on top lets you try it anytime. Batteries are included. Stands approx. 4" just the right height incase you're passed out on the bathroom floor and need to relieve the bladder.
Obsessive Compulsive Gift Set
Fresh New Fragrance Eau de Gefilte Fish Contains - a 3 ounce Body Detergent, a 3.5 ounce bar soap, a 4 ounce body wash and a travel sized, high quality lotion. Gift bag and exfoliating mesh sponge are included for free!
Oy Vey Gift Set
New Formula now contains:Bulging Biceps! Contains - a 3 ounce Body Detergent, a 3.5 ounce bar soap, a 4 ounce body wash and a travel sized, high quality lotion. Gift bag and exfoliating mesh sponge are included for free!
Rubber DEAD DUCK
Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to honor and bear witness to the passing of a cherished friend. Dead Duck, whose 2-1/2" tall rubber soul has passed into the next world, reminds us to question our existence: Why are we here? What is the meaning of bath? He rests in peace in his net bag with a mortuary toe-tag header.
Soapy Soles
Why Just Clean Your Feet When You Can Treat Your Feet! No more awkward bending and balancing! Place on shower or bathtub floor Drizzle a little soap onto Soapy Sole (FREE soap included) Move foot back and forth to clean and message Works with Liquid or Bar Soap - 31 Powerful Suction Cups - 1500 Massaging Fingers
Stud Gift Set
Eliminates Passive Aggressive Behavior. Type A formula Contains - a 3 ounce Body Detergent, a 3.5 ounce bar soap, a 4 ounce body wash and a travel sized, high quality lotion. Gift bag and exfoliating mesh sponge are included for free!
Talking Potty Pig
Get ready to break out in hysterics when this funny pig lets go with a few gaseous remarks. Walk pass and our Potty Pig moves his head and mouth while letting go with one of nineteen hilarious, gaseous remarks like "Here I sit broken hearted, tried to crap but only farted," "At my age it takes as long as it takes" and more. Maybe a little antacid might help this pink fellow get off the pot soon. Potty Pig measures 12" tall and requires 3 AA batteries (not included).
White Trash Gift Set
Now eliminates redneck residue!! Fresh New Fragrance Eau de Trailer Park Contains - a 3 ounce Body Detergent, a 3.5 ounce bar soap, a 4 ounce body wash and a travel sized, high quality lotion. Gift bag and exfoliating mesh sponge are included for free!