Laser Target Alarm Clock
Get your day on target, right in the crosshairs, by starting it with the Laser Target Alarm Clock. Set your alarm for the morning, and when it goes off you have to pick up the laser Star Trek-ish remote and shoot the Alarm Clock right in the center for it stop harassing you. By that time, you're awake and the Laser Target Alarm Clock's job is done! Especially useful for those chronic snooze button pushers. You know who you are! The Laser Alarm Clock has no snooze button. Beyond the laser targeting the Laser Target Alarm Clock just looks cool and makes an impressive night table accessory for your bedroom. - Large and easy to Read Backlit Display - Easy to Set - Remote batteries included. - Clock Requires 3 AA Batteries (Not included)
MeowCoo Cat Cuckoo Clock
NEWS FLASH - This just in, it seems through years of over worked and cramped conditions the cuckoo has left the clock. The good news is time wouldn't stand still, for the cow sheep and chicken have moved in. Yes a little awkward for these farm animal friends who generally provide milk and wool. However, the adjustment has been nothing less than grade "A" every hour on the hour these friendly farm friends will pop out with a MOOOOOOO or BAAAAAAAAA or CLUCKKKK. Of course, when it's dark the cow,sheep or chicken will be fast asleep,(okay due to light sensitive technology.)
Pole Dancer Alarm Clock
Sandy the "exotic dancer" just wants to wake you up. By day, she tells you the time but when you need to wake up the lights go on, the music starts and she just starts riding that pole. She's your private, tiny dancer, the Pole Dancer Alarm Clock. The Pole Dancer Alarm Clock will turn your bedroom/bedside table into a flashy, night club in a matter of moments. Perfect for a strip club enthusiast or a college dorm room accessory. is there a better way to wake up besides the Pole dancer Alarm Clock? * Easy to Set. Includes Light/Snooze Button. * Requires 3 AA batteries (not included). * Measures 5 1/4 x 4 1/4 x 8 3/4". The stripper is about 8" tall. * Large and easy to Read Backlit Display
Pop Quiz Clock
Test Your Math Skills! For all you math geniuses out there, the Pop Quiz Clock is for you. Obviously you don't really have to know to be able to solve the equations to know what time it is. Part educational, part conversation starter, the Pop Quiz Clock is one of the more unique clocks you'll see. The Pop Quiz clock measures 11.5" in diameter. Housed in a sturdy plastic frame and featuring chalk looking white formulas against a blackboard looking face. Operates on 1 "AA" battery (not included).
Puzzle Alarm Clock
The Puzzle Alarm Clock may look childish but try saying that when you have to put it all back together in your morning haze. When you set the alarm, the puzzle pieces pop up and the alarm will not stop till you put the pieces back in their correct spot. By that time, you're awake and the Puzzle Alarm Clock 's job is complete! Puzzle Alarm Clock Features: - Large and easy to Read Backlit Display - Easy to Set - Remote batteries included.- No Snooze Button. - Clock Requires 3 AA Batteries (Not included) - Color pieces may vary.
Sheep Cuckoo Clock
NEWS FLASH - This just in, it seems through years of over worked and cramped conditions the cuckoo has left the clock. The good news is time wouldn't stand still, for the cow and sheep have moved in. Yes a little awkward for these farm animal friends who generally provide milk and wool. However, the adjustment has been nothing less than grade A every hour on the hour these animals will pop out with a MOOOOOOO or BAAAAAAAAA. Of course, when it's dark the cow or sheep will be fast asleep, (okay due to light sensitive technology.) The clocks measure 12x9x4 inches and are powered by 3D and 1 AA battery (not included). The moving pendulum is 7 inches long.
Simone The Tail Swinging, Blinking Eyes Animated Cat Clock
Simone The Tail Swinging, Blinking Eyes Animated Cat Clock is a battery operated version of the electric powered original cat clock which was made in the 1950's. Re-engineered with special gearing to operate on 2 AA batteries. Simone will be equally at home in the family room, kitchen, playroom, and bedroom and just about anywhere a cat may roam, putting a smile on everyone's face. Simone's fun for the whole family. Features: Eyes move up and down, Tail swings back and forth, Fully 3-dimensional, Easy to read dial, Bold hour and minute hands, Sturdy case construction, Precision guaranteed quartz movement, Total length 20 inches, Body 12 inches, Tail 8 inches, Depth 5 inches
Sleep Squad Police Siren Alarm Clock
You Have To The Count Of Three To Get Out Of Bed!! The Sleep Squad is after you. What jolts you more then seeing the police light & hearing sirens coming up from your tail? When all the other alarm clocks have failed, it's time for the Police Siren Alarm Clock. Styled like a classic spinning police light, when the clock hits the set alarm time it will start flashing and say "This Is The Police! You Have To The Count Of Three To Get Out Of Bed or We're Coming In! The Cops Are On To You! Get Up And Get Out Of Bed Before They Take You Downtown! Deep Sleepers Beware!" The Police Siren Alarm Clock measures 6"H x 4"W and comes in cool packaging. Its three Alarm Settings, works in 12 & 24 hour modes & requires 3 AA batteries.
Time Bomb Alarm Clock
Tick Tick Tick BOOOOOOM!!! They say it could take a bomb to wake some people up. Well if that's true for you get ready to set the Time Bomb Alarm Clock. This Novelty Shaped Bomb Alarm Clock Will Tick Tock, then explode with light to greet you in the morning. Watch this video to see the Bomb Alarm Clock in Action: The Time Bomb Alarm Clock Features: - Large and easy to Read Projection Display - Easy to Set. - Snooze Button. - Clock Requires 3 AA Batteries (Not included)
Toast Shaped Clock
Toast gets no respect. People are always dressing it up with fancy toppings or using it to sop up a tasty broth. It's as if toast has become nothing but a means to get other food in your mouth. This is a clock for classic toast enthusiasts, au naturale, just the way it used to be. But, just stop for a minute and think about a world without toast - scary, isn't it? Each 10-1/4" x 9" clock has an MDF backing. Requires one AA battery (included).
Wake Up Call Phone Alarm Clock
Wake Up to a hotel style alarm call with a 5 minutes call back option. Set the Digital Alarm Clock, at your designated wake up a time will come through. It's the Perfect gag gift and conversation piece for guest rooms in your home since, at times, you can feel more like a hotel manager with all the family guests staying during the holidays. Wake Up Call Alarm Clock Features: - Large and easy to Read Backlit Display - Easy to Set - LED digital clock in dial. - Snooze Button. - Clock Requires 3 AA Batteries (Not included) - Measures 5" x 6" x 6" - Note: This is not a working phone, its just intended to wake you up with a ring. Turn Your Home into a Hotel for Only ...!!
Will Return Sign Clock
I was always a big fan of Will Return signs. They were informative, standardized, and cute as heck. Now there's the Will Return Sign Clock. While it's just as adorable, it's less than informative. In fact, it never stays the same time, it's a constantly moving time piece. So if you use this as a sign, you will never actually have to return. That sounds nice. The Will Return Clock is a perfect gag gift for the office prankster. Put it up in your cubicle and you'll always be on prompt and on time when you return to your desk. Punctuality perfection in a funny clock. Operates on 1 "AA" battery (not included). The Will Return Clock is lightweight and measures 5"W x 6"H and less than an inch thick.