Bacon Tuxedo Prank Gift Box
The Bacon Tuxedo Sucker Gift Box is the perfect prank for any occasion! Just put your real gift in the box, then sit back and watch as your victim feigns enthusiasm and offers an awkward "thank you" while looking at possibly the tackiest gift in history before finding their real gift inside. The Bacon Tuxedo Gift Box is the perfect setup for tons of punch lines like "I figured you just love bacon," "It's perfect for weddings!" or the best "If it doesn't fit, you can go ahead and eat it." The Bacon Tuxedo Sucker Gift Box is ridiculous yet convincing from front to back with it's insistence of being part of Stan's Formalwear collection & three boys wearing matching suits on the back. This hysterical gift box measures 9" x 13" x 3" is the perfect finishing touch for every gift! Folded flat and shrink wrapped with illustrated insert. Never judge a gift by its box!
Beer Lover's Gift Basket
Caution: The Beer Lovers Gift Basket doesn't suck!! Basket Contents includes: Sip, Slurp, Guzzle, Dual Indispensable Beer Helmet. I love Beer Goggles for eye protection from unexpected flying bottle caps and upchucks. Brew at arms length at all times with the insulated, Hops Holster. Have your gift recipient be able to strap on an instant 6 pack without hitting the gym. These must have party, drinking, apparatuses arrive cellophane wrapped with decorative straw in a wicker basket (Their going to need something to put those beer nuts and pretzels in right?) and a bow to boot.
Freud's Therapuetic Gift Basket
Know someone who needs a little therapy? Gift Basket Content includes.... * Freudian Sips MUG - What's a Freudian Sip? When you say one thing but mean your mother! Have no fear about saying what's really on your mind when drinking out of one of these. They're chock full o' nuts! 3 1/4" diameter, 8oz. Dishwasher safe. * Freudian Slips Booklet with assorted sticky notes. When closed, the books measure 3 1/4" X 4 1/4" and will fit nicely in your purse or back pocket! * After Therapy Mints - These are deliciously strong peppermints in a therapeutic and reusable tin. Four out of five therapists recommend After Therapy Mints for their patients who eat mints. * Freud & Couch Finger Puppets - Freud's a puppet and so is his chaise. Think of the fun! Both are magnetic, so they stick to the fridge when the show is done! Puppets approx. 4" tall. Freud's Therapeutic Gift Basket arrives cellophane wrapped with decorative straw in a real wicker basket and a bow to boot.
Funny Wacky Birthday Gift Basket
Birthday Gift Basket Content includes.... * Sammy The Singing Birthday Cake Sammy's candle lights up and his lips move as he swings and sings to the classic "Celebration." Watch him wiggle and jiggle as he serves up smiles galore!! * Birthdays Suck Lollypop This long lasting, yummy Birthday Sucker will ease the way so a birthday's not a distasteful day. Each large rainbow colored sucker is 4" in diameter and 9" tall. * Kiss Me! It's My Birthday Flashing Pin - This Pin will add fun to any birthday! The Lips are a flashing strobe light that humorously announces it's someone's birthday. Measures 5" * 2 3/4" and has a safety pin back with on/off switch. * Mini LED Programmable Fan - So cool! Mini Fan is easily programmable and can save up to 4 LED messages. Each message can be up to 18 characters long. Comes with neck strap for easy accessibility. Free Bonus - We took the liberty of programming the Mini Fan to display Happy Birthday. Free Bonus - All batteries have been included and the fun items have been tested and are ready to entertain and delight your birthday recipient.
Hygiene From Hell Gift Basket
Know someone who needs a little hygiene? Hygiene from Hell Birthday Gift Basket Content includes.... * Fanny Floss - I think the name says it all! * Sphincter Shrinker for Big Assholes! This hilarious can is an actual pleasantly scented air freshener. Click Here to read back of Sphincter Shrinker can's funny usage. * The Finger Nose and Ear Trimmer As seen on The Tonight Show this battery-powered nose-hair trimmer is shaped like a human finger for faux-nose-pickery hilarity! *Weiner Kleener Soap Personal hygiene has never been so simulating. Solves that age old bathing dilemma and adds a "hole" new dimension of pleasure and fun. One size fits most men. Note: For extra mystery and suspense (okay, it doesn't fit in the basket) we include a note to the recipient to look under the decorative straw for the packaging and directions to The Finger Nose Trimmer and Weener Kleener Soap.
Instant Birthday Party Box
The Instant Birthday Party is really one of the most perfect ingenious items we've ever seen. In one small package that could fit snuggly in the corner of any desk drawer, you get everything you need to stage an emergency birthday celebration: balloons, a birthday banner, whistling blow-outs, birthday candles, dazzling confetti, birthday card and a tips booklet! The Instant Birthday Party in a Box must have for any office, it might as well be part of the first aid kit. Imagine how upset your co-worker will be when you don't have anything for their birthday. No need to run over to the party supply store in a pinch again. The Instant Birthday Box measures approx. 4.25 in. by 4.25 in. For ages 8 years and above.* 8 Colorful balloons (Red, Yellow and Blue) * Happy Birthday banner * Confetti * 2 Whistling blow-out noisemakers * Birthday card * Birthday tips booklet