Lipstick Pen
Pucker up and give them your number with style! Fits right in your pocket.
Napoleon Dynamite Talking Pen
This is no regular boring pen. This is the Napoleon Dynamite Talking Pen. Click the bright red button, and the pen will spew one Napoleon Dynamite's best quotes. Say goodbye to Bics and hello the Napoleon Dynamite Talking Pen. Whether you need a little bit of Napoleon at work and to even sneak in a quote during class to make the other kids laugh, The Napoleon Dynamite Talking Pen is sweetest writing accessory, you'll ever own, guaranteed. Click to produce 7 classic Napoleonisms including: * "Yessss!" * "Whatever I feel like I wanna do, GOSH!" * "Frickin Idiot" * "GOSH!" * "Tina you fat lard, come get some dinner"and of course, * "Sweeeeet!" Don't worry about the Napoleon Dynamite Talking Pen crapping out after a few clicks, the pen's non-replaceable batteries last a minimum of 3,000 to 5,500 playbacks. The patent pending technology in the Napoleon Dynamite Talking Pen produces great sound at just the right volume. This is a quality pen with a thermal transfer of Napoleon's picture on it, not just a junky sticker. The Napoleon Dynamite Talking Pen stands 5-1/2" high. Officially licensed by 20th Century FOX Comes in a collectible blister card. The World's Sweetest Talking Pen for Only $6.95!! The Napoleon Dynamite Talking Pens are in very limited quantities and will probably be long gone, like Rico's hair, by the holidays. This is the year's only shipment.
Passion Pen
Yes, I'm in love with a writing instrument!! Are you hot stuff or a cold fish? Take the love-o-meter test every time you pen a note with this 5" tall, plastic Passion Pen! Hold the clear globe between your fingers and count the seconds until the red liquid boils upwards. Then check the handy chart on the back of our illustrated window box to find out what kind of lover you are. Comes with a plastic base for storage.
Pen Radio
Nothing gets better than the portable, hands free pen radio! With this pen radio you can scan your favorite FM stations with a single touch. The pen radio also has individual ear phones with a long cord for crisp FM sound including volume control!! Plus, it has a detachable ball point pen and clips easily to your clothing for hands free listening. (batteries included)