Ceramic Smoking Baby
Of all the things that shouldn't smoke, babies are at the top of the list. The tag line for this product emphatically states our position on this issue: Real Babies Should Never Smoke! Ceramic babies smoking, on the other hand, are strangely appealing. Celebrate this absurd juxtaposition with one of these 2 3/4" tall ceramic babies. Each infant comes with a pack of ten Li’l Smokes and has another one in its mouth, ready to light up and puff. The smokes are actually non-toxic, unscented incense wrapped in paper. Comes in illustrated window box with plenty of disclaimers and warnings.
Coughing Ashtray
This may look like an ordinary ashtray but nothing could be farther from the truth. This is the Coughing Ashtray, the anti-smoker ash catching device. And it may be the last ashtray you may ever need. Every time a smoker puts their cigarette near it, a motion sensor will cause the ashtray to loudly cough. Here's a tip: Replace your friend, family member, or significant other's ashtray with the Coughing Ashtray. So anytime they smoke, the motion sensor will constantly go off, reminding them why shouldn't be smoking. Give the Ultimate Smoker' s Gag for just $11.95
Smoking Donkey
Store your favorite smokes in this donkey's pack and when you need a fix, just press his ears down and he'll dispense a cigarette from his behind. Each 7-1/2" long by 5" tall plastic burro is a charmingly crude addition to any room. Fits about 25 cigarettes.
Smoking Elephant Ciggy Dispenser
Did you ever wonder why elephants have such long noses? It's better for smoking of course. Press down on this pachyderm's snout and out pops a cigarette. Each is 9-1/2 inches long by 6-1/2 inches tall, made of hard plastic, and holds about twenty-four cigarettes.