Giant Oversized Aspirin Paperweight
The perfect cure for BIG headaches at the office! Does it feel like it's 5 PM when it's only 11 AM? Do you need something to get you over the hump at work? Are those little tiny aspirins not helping? Why not try our Giant Aspirin? While you can't swallow the giant Aspirin unless you're an elephant or a whale, you can put the Giant Aspirin on your desk to make you smile. They say that laughter is the best medicine then the Giant Aspirin is the perfect cure with the huge laughs it will get. Also makes a hilarious paperweight. Measures a huge 7" long and 1.5" thick.
Martian Popping Thing
An out of this world Stress Reliever! Baron Bob brings you a classic! It's 4" tall, made of soft, orange rubber, and when you squeeze it, its eyes, ears and nose pop out. Comes packaged in a fun illustrated window box. Get your own extra terrestrial friend for only ...!!
Moaning Groaning Monkey Hell Squeeze Stress Ball
When you squeeze this Monkey Groan Ball it emits what can be described as the groans of a monkey that has been inhaling helium. Plus animal sounds are just funny no matter what! Not only does this pliant rubber marvel reduce stress while it amuses you, but keeping a disembodied monkey head on your desk serves as a warning to other primates of what will happen if they cross you. Hysterical! Size of Monkey Groan Ball: 2-3/4" diameter
Sigmund Freud Head Stress Reliever
Feeling tired, stressed & annoyed? You need this disembodied head of Freud! Each Stress Freud is made of soft foam rubber that is perfect for squeezing. Keep one in your car for stressful commutes & one on your desk at work to help you during those days when nothing seems to go right. Maybe a third for whipping at the wall. But don't get too attached to your Stress Freud, because as the good doctor once said, "Sometimes a stress ball is just a stress ball!" Size of Freud Head Stress Ball: 3" tall Size of Freud's Actual Head: Unknown
Splat Pig
This 3-1/2" pig is all ham and no bones. Made of a translucent thermo-elastic rubber, Splat Pig can stretch till it's unswinely thin or splat flat, and snap right back into a perfect pig again and again. The happy look on its face assures you that piggy doesn't mind - if you were to try this on a real pig, you might not get the same reaction. Packaged on an illustrated blistercard.
Stress Weiner
Who needs medication and therapy when you've got a Stress Wiener? Next time you feel your blood pressure start to rise and you want to throw something out the window just squeeze this foam rubber hot dog shaped stress ball and think of the park or the dirty water dog in the city streets that you enjoy. You'll feel better in no time! if that doesn't work, throw the Stress Weiner at a passer-by and you'll be laughing off the stress in no time. The Stress Weiner will pay for itself ten times over with laughter and as a funny conversation piece. Size of Stress Weiner: 5-1/2" long