HACKED 2 GB USB Flash Drive
Holy crap - somebody just went and TORE MY FREAKING USB CABLE IN HALF while it was still attached to my laptop! No - wait - sorry. That's just my USB flash drive. My bad. Nevermind. Spacious 2-gig capacity. Makes a great gag theft deterrent. What thief would want a damaged computer cord?? A perfect gift for the techie geek in your life and a hysterical prank to play on passing pedestrians. Comes is attractive packaging.
USB Humping Hound
The USB Humping Dog will love your PC or laptop a long time! Anyone who sees it will surely howl with laughter. Simply insert your USB Humping Hound into any open USB port and he'll gyrate like there's no tomorrow.
USB Missile Launcher
Plan Of Attack - Fire your 3 foam rockets up to twenty feet at the unexpected!! Take out the boss if you dare or maybe just the goldfish, the choice is yours. Tilt, rotate, and fire your USB Missile Launcher using only your keyboard. Included software features sound effects. Mute them for your stealth operations. No batteries necessary just plug the USB Missile Launcher into your PC or Laptop, and your ready for battle!!
USB Mix Tape
The mixtape is an integral part of musical history. It has been used to start relationships, mend them after fights, and just to show someone how good your musical taste! While many people miss the style of a good old cassette tape, there's not much they can do. The cassette, as we knew it, is dead. Long live the Retro USB Mix Tape Stick!! The USB stick holds 64 MB of memory.
USB Movie Camera Webcam
Are you ready for your 15 minutes of Youtube Fame? There are lots of boring old webcams out there but if you really want to feel like your a star, you need to use the USB Movie Camera. The USB Movie Camera is portable and perfect for quick, easy jobs. With the USB Movie Camera, filming yourself just feels more official. Easy to use. Compatible with a PC or a Mac. Requires no software or batteries. The USB Movie Camera Includes: * Web Cam (3" x 2" x 1")* Sturdy Mini Tripod (5.5" Tall) * A 5 ft. USB Cord & instructions
USB Panic Button - Screen hider
We all need to hit the Panic Button sometimes. Now with the USB Panic Button you can always have one at your side at work. Maybe you're looking at some improper images or playing games at work, just hit the big red button of safety and the selected image will pop up. The disc includes a few images including a spreadsheet screenshot and other work related images to cover for all the work you're not doing. Plug in your USB Panic Button and insert the CD Rom and you can choose any image you like to pop up when you have to hit the Panic Button. It's just like the big red button you see in the movies when the President has to decide whether to drop the bomb to save the world. The choice can now be yours! Hit the add to cart button below so you aren't the only one at work that doesn't have the USB Panic Button safety net.
USB Paper Shredder & Letter Opener
Have you been waiting for the ultimate mini shredder to perfectly compliment your desk? The Office Paper Shredder is excellent executive or techie gadget, great for destroying smaller sheets of paper like private post-its and mini legal pads and features On, Off, & reverse switches. The USB Paper Shredder is portable and perfect for quick, easy jobs. Bonus: It also has an automatic letter opener on the side. A 5 foot cord reaches from your USB port to this 6 1/2 in. tall USB Office Paper Shredder's resting place, plenty long enough to place the unit anywhere around your desk! It can chop up approximately 2 sensitive documents and please no paper clips or staples. Works with a desktop PC, a laptop, or a Mac. Requires no software or batteries. Easy as 1,2,3 to start, no software to install. Makes a great gift for a friend, co-worker, or a very special treat for yourself.
USB Pole Dancing Stripper
Go on - get up on the dance floor! HOT!! The USB Pole Dancer will perform to the installed dance track, or connect your MP3 player / IPOD and she will dance to your favorite tunes, all the while moving to the beat of the song!! Watch in enjoyment as the sexy USB Pole Dancer spins around the pole, moving up and down. NICE!! The USB Pole Dancer is the optimal gift for the person who always wanted to have their own private dancer but never had the means. The USB Pole Dancer is powered directly from the USB port on your PC and will entertain day or night. No batteries or software required. Three multi-colored disco lights in the base unit serve to recreate an authentic nightclub atmosphere. The USB Pole Dancer is the perfect gift for a friend in the office, a bachelor's party gag or the gadget loving guy. The USB Pole Dancer is just ...
USB Retro Desk Fan
Is your workspace unbearably hot? Does the prospect of putting in one of those giant fans to cool you down make you fear that all your papers will fly everywhere? Fear not, because the big solution in a small usb powered package has arrived. Let me introduce the USB Desktop Fan! Place the USB Fan on a Flat Surface. Plug in the 5 foot cord into one of the USB slots, press the button and let the cool come over you
USB Retro Desktop Vacuum
Place the USB Vacuum on a Flat Surface. Plug in the 4 foot cord into one of the USB slots, press the button and let the cool come over you. A great gift for the office neat freak.USB Retro Desktop Vacuum Measures: - 8 1/2 in. tall by 3 in. wide. - cord is approximately 50 in. long.Please note: Does not work well on shag carpeting like the originals and it pretty much can only pick up dust and crumbs.