Electro-Kitty
see kitty
on Tuesday
the day in which
the shortest distance
between any two points
always takes him
between Neal and his monitor
see kitty bite Neal
on the ankle
and the wrist
and try for
the face
see Neal get really tired
of these antics
see Neal grab kitty
stick him on the floor
*MEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!*
and drag him down the hall
*CRACKLE*
towards the door
*SQUIRM*
then back to his desk
see kitty build up
quite a static charge
and make friends with
hundreds of little
dust bunnies
and have to spend
two hours
cleaning himself
thereby leaving Neal
free to work
shiny, shiny, shiny kitty
p.s.
see kitty
not quite clean
after his electrostatic experiment
see Neal
thinking its about time
to give kitty a bath :-) :-) :-)
--Neal
Onyx always liked to play a little rough--my fault for encouraging it
when he was a kitten.Needless to say, we used to play "spin the kitty"
on the carpet in the hallway. He'd always come running back, plop down
on his side and wait for more! Then he'd grab your arm with his
paws--because of the 7-toe thing he could hold on quite well--and hang
on for the ride.
Submitted by Susan Zeigler
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